Across these pages, you will find a mishmash of life misadvice and misadventure. You will be amazed and astounded at the lengths gone to just to prove a point or win a bet. From the roman medicines that still grow in your back garden, to how hard it is to grow your own beer. What it is like to try and survive on foraged food, and (eventually) whether a total novice can turn a barren allotment into an entire meal.